Top cast:Max Linder,Jane Renouardt,Stacia Napierkowska
Director:Charles MacMahon
Genre:Short
Region:Finland
Year:2011
Storyline:Junior asked "white boy" Chris why he wasn't digging: "That hole ain't gonna dig itself.Come on, get your dick-skin on that hing! Dig! Ain't got all day! Dig! Dig!"And then during his work duty while digging (with views of other platoon members eating, sleeping, relaxing, etc.They hurry their preparations for departure.Holt also hopes for Tarzan's assistance: "Tarzan is our only hope."It is a dangerous trip - with wide rivers, hot dusty plains, thick jungles, swamps, and snakes - and the native bearers in the safari are led at a brutal pace.He recognizes Chandler as Abe Cabibble - a Czechoslovakian fish peddler.When Chandler vehemently denies it, he and the Professor (distracted from chasing a blonde woman) wrestle him to the floor in a search for an identifying birthmark.He was competing with three other suitors: the Prince of the Indies (Noble Johnson) who located a Magic Crystal, the Prince of Persia (Mathilde Comont) who purchased a Magic Carpet, and the evil and treacherous Mongol Prince Cham Shang (So-Jin Kamiyama) who discovered a Magic Apple.