Top cast:August Blom,Gudrun Kjerulf,Johannes Meyer
Director:Jake Kasdan
Genre:Short
Region:Iraq
Year:2020
Storyline:As Poe was listening in to their failed mission, the ship's bridge door was blasted open.An awakened Leia hobbled in and stunned Poe with her blaster to end the mutiny and resume command.The cruiser's transports were readied for the beginning of the Resistance's evacuation, while Holdo volunteered to stay behind and pilot the cruiser single-handedly.In a subsequent meeting with NSA Advisor Pelt, the Soviet Ambassador confessed that his first report about a missing sub was not completely accurate.He had the fastest hand in the West.The Waco Kid: In the world.Bart: Well, if you're the Kid, then show me something.The Waco Kid: Well, maybe a couple of years ago, I could have shown you something, but today, look at that.I shouldn't be here at all.I don't feel offended.Katczinsky (joking): It don't apply to tramps like you.Tjaden: Good.Then I can be going home right away...The Kaiser and me...Me and the Kaiser felt just alike about this war.We didn't neither of us want any war, so I'm going home.He's there already.Soldier: Somebody must have wanted it.Maybe it was the English.No, I don't want to shoot any Englishman.I never saw one 'til I came up here.And I suppose most of them never saw a German 'til hey came up here.No, I'm sure they weren't asked about it.Another Soldier: Well, it must be doing somebody some good.Tjaden: Not me and the Kaiser.Soldier: I think maybe the Kaiser wanted a war.Tjaden: You leave us out of this.Katczinsky: I don't see that.The Kaiser's got everything he needs.Soldier: Well, he never had a war before.Every full-grown Emperor needs one war to make him famous.Why, that's history.Paul: Yeah, Generals too.They need war.A Third Soldier: And manufacturers.They get rich.One of the soldiers compares war to a "fever": "Nobody wants it in particular.And then all at once, here it is.We didn't want it.The English didn't want it.And here we are fighting." Katczinsky explains how wars should really be fought:I'll tell ya how it should all be done.Whenever here's a big war comin' on, you should rope off a big field (and sell tickets).Yeah, and, and, on the big day, you should take all the kings and their cabinets and their generals, put them in he center dressed in their underpants and let 'em fight it out with clubs.The usual." She asked: "Does trouble just go looking for you?" He brought up the long-avoided topic of marriage, and she was surprised: "Do you want to get married?" They both agreed they didn't [although later, she expressed that she did, but didn't want to exert pressure on him ("I'll take you any way I can get you")].