Top cast:Anna Q. Nilsson,Guy Coombs,J. Barstow Budworth
Director:Michael Bay
Genre:Action
Region:Kuwait
Year:2012
Storyline:DeVriess: You, uh, saw yourself on a carrier, or a battleship, no doubt.Keith: Yes sir, I had hoped that ---DeVriess: Well, I onlyhopethat you're good enough for theCaine.Keith: I shall try to be worthy of this assignment, sir.DeVriess: She's not a battleship or a carrier; theCaineis a beaten-up tub.After 18 months of combat, it takes 24 hours a day just to keep her in one piece.Keith was assigned to follow the smooth-talking, sarcastic Lt.Keefer for a tour of the obsolete and "beaten-up" tub.Although heCainehad been designed to be a minesweeper, it hadn't been used to sweep mines in a year and a half:The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots.They don't know what to do with it."AND"They're going to pin something on that smart cop from Philadelphia...Maybe a medal...Maybe a murder"The liberal-minded film from United Artists was shot during a racially-sensitive period that was considered a turning point.That's where I got it.I earned it.Bert: That's right.Throw it up to me that I can't support my own family.Mildred: I'm sorry Bert, but I don't say half as much as most women would say with nothing but bills staring them in the face.When he departed to confer with Snoke, she was able to escape her cell with a Jedi mind trick played on a Stormtrooper guard.Now otally inebriated, they put him blind-drunk in the driver's seat of a Mercedes roadster convertible on a dark, winding ocean cliff road later that night, expecting him to be the victim of a fatal, drunk-driving accident on the dangerous road by having it run off the cliff.